【pg娛樂電子游戲官網】鍵盤俠?雞界震蕩！得知哈登來快船 整個洛杉磯脫衣舞界沸騰了

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新聞鏈接>>>>>>重磅哈登和塔克被交易至快船76人得到多個球員和選秀權

據名記Woj報道，震蕩整pg娛樂電子游戲官網消息人士透露，得知76人已同意將哈登交易至快船。哈登

具體細節：

快船送出小莫里斯、快船巴圖姆、洛杉考文頓、衣舞小肯揚-馬丁和快船2028年的鍵盤雞界磯脫界沸pg娛樂電子游戲官網首輪簽+2個次輪簽+2029年選秀簽互換權+1個來自第三方的首輪簽。

76人送出哈登的俠?同時，還將PJ-塔克和彼得魯舍夫送到了快船。震蕩整

[–][LAL] Sasha Vujacicnysraved 634 points 31 minutes ago

Bruh I’m trying to sleep Woj…

湖人球迷：干嘛啊大哥~~還讓不讓人睡覺啊，Woj~~~

注：哈登交易至快船的哈登新聞出來時，大概是快船美國西部時間晚上11點

[–]RaptorsmMounirM [score hidden] 30 minutes ago

I just took a shit and saw this

猛龍球迷：我也是在蹲睡前坑的時候看到這個新聞的...

[–]LakersT_025 [score hidden] 27 minutes ago

Just fell to my knees in my bed

湖人球迷：剛剛（看到這個新聞）嚇得我跪癱在了自己的床上...

[–]RocketsSaltyLonghorn [score hidden] 25 minutes ago

Better than falling to your knees while shitting.

火箭球迷：樓上你可知足吧，還好你當時沒在蹲坑，洛杉不然就跪屎上了...

[–]76erscschoolmeester [score hidden] 24 minutes ago

I’m literally shitting on my knees in joy

76人球迷：不瞞大家說，（看到這個新聞）我開心得屎尿橫飛，屎無前例地拉在了自己膝蓋上~

[–]Spitmode [score hidden] 29 minutes ago

When you’re comfortably dropping a big one and then WOJ drops a big one..

球迷：你剛舒暢地拉出一坨大的，WOJ立馬又給你來了一個大的...

[–]NBAlazzysmalls 713 points 32 minutes ago

The nba never sleeps

球迷：NBA從來都不睡覺的啊~~~

[–]RaptorsJaminjams [score hidden] 45 minutes ago

Devil works hard but Woj works harder for the scoop

猛龍球迷：原本以為夜深人靜是屬于惡魔搞事的時段，已經天下無敵了，沒想到有人比它更狠，徹夜搞內幕消息，Woj？這是誰的部將？

[–]Lakersbebopblues [score hidden] 22 minutes ago

Drunken Harden at strip club calling Woj: bomb it, woj.

Woj: you got traded? To where?

Harden: Clippers

Woj: for who?

Harden: who gives a fuck. If you don‘t bomb it, I'm calling shams. (Hangs up)

Woj: fucking asshole. (opens X)

湖人球迷：

深夜在脫衣舞俱樂部喝得酩酊大醉的哈登給Woj打去電話：“爆個料吧，Woj！”

Woj：“你被交易了？去哪兒？”

哈登：“去快船?！?/strong>

Woj：“交換誰？”

哈登：“誰他媽在乎這個??！你要不爆的話我這就打給Shams了！”（隨即掛掉了電話）

Woj：“媽的死混蛋！”（隨即乖巧地打開了社媒軟件）

[–]Trail Blazersajmcgill [score hidden] 38 minutes ago

Westbrook/Harden/Paul George/Kawhi would’ve been a goddamn super team in 2017-2019

開拓者球迷：威少、哈登、泡椒、小卡，這幾個人物要是在2017-2019這幾年間同隊，那可是他媽的超級球隊??！

[–]Minneapolis Lakersrawchess [score hidden] 34 minutes ago

Holy shit I just realized they’re all Los Angeles boys.

森林狼球迷：我草我剛剛意識到，他們這四個人都是洛杉磯男孩啊~~~

[–]LakersPal__Pacino [score hidden] 32 minutes ago

Harden embraced Houston so thoroughly that a lot of people forget he’s from LA.

湖人球迷：哈登對休斯頓情同故鄉，以至于很多人都忘了他的老家在洛杉磯。

[–]Tall_Succotash [score hidden] 31 minutes ago

Steve ballmer is an evil genius if u think abt it

球迷：從這個層面上看，鮑爾默（快船老板）就是個鬼才??！

[–][HOU] Luis Scolawillymoose8 [score hidden] 28 minutes ago

I mean it is a good way to get locals to care about your team. Nothing gets people interested like hometown heroes

火箭球迷：如何讓本地球迷關注你的球隊，這就是個好法子，讓來自家鄉的英雄拯救家鄉的球隊，沒有啥比這個更能讓人提起興趣了！

[–]CelticsAirJordan6124 [score hidden] 41 minutes ago

DARYL MOREY IS A LIAR

凱爾特人球迷：莫雷就是個騙子！

[–]Educational-Duck [score hidden] 31 minutes ago

That saga was so cool we need more belligerent players who hate their bosses, very relatable

球迷：這個故事太酷了！我們需要更多這樣敢恨自己老板的、好斗的球員，非常讓人感同身受！

[–]NBA3rideo 12 points 33 minutes ago

Let me repeat that,

Daryl Morey is a liar.

球迷：讓我再來說一遍，莫雷就是個騙子！

[–]LakersNotGonnaGetCaught [score hidden] 43 minutes ago

Fuckin finally

湖人球迷：媽的終于結束了~

[–]D09987766 [score hidden] 41 minutes ago

LA strippers celebrating as we speak

球迷：現在整個洛杉磯脫衣舞界都沸騰了！

[–]Final-Luck-4222 [score hidden] 38 minutes ago

It’s a sad day for strippers in Philadelphia.

球迷：同時，今天也是一個讓費城脫衣舞界難過的日子~

[–]Pelicanstwodollarscholar [score hidden] 24 minutes ago

They’ll be pole dancing at half mast tonight

鵜鶘球迷：她們會在降下半旗的鋼管上跳舞，以表哀悼~~

[–]BullsYeezyYeezyUp2NoGood [score hidden] 45 minutes ago

CONGRATS LA STRIPPER COMMUNITY

公牛球迷：恭喜賀喜啊~~洛杉磯脫衣舞界~~

[–]Bucksundermon [score hidden] 38 minutes ago

LA strip club owners popping champagne rn. Dancers from Houston and Atlanta are already booking their flights to move

雄鹿球迷：洛杉磯的脫衣舞俱樂部老板現在正在開香檳慶祝呢，休斯頓和亞特蘭大的脫衣舞娘們也不甘示弱，早已紛紛買好機票打算轉移戰場。

[–][DEN] Nikola JokicCrimsonOffice [score hidden] 34 minutes ago

Incoming 200% increase in strip club activity in LA.

掘金球迷：洛杉磯的脫衣舞俱樂部收入將大漲200%！

[–]Lakersboyharsher- [score hidden] 46 minutes ago

He’s going to debut against us

湖人球迷：完了~哈登肯定會在對陣我湖的比賽中復出的！

[–]LakersRyanBlackburn [score hidden] 45 minutes ago

Nah there a ton of legal and routine stuff that he has to go through before he can play

湖人球迷：別慌，不會的，在他能上場打球之前，還有很多法務、常規手續方面的程序要走的啦~

[–]RocketsSaltyLonghorn [score hidden] 41 minutes ago

Scouting LA strip clubs.

JK he already knows

火箭球迷：沒錯！不得去物色物色洛杉磯的脫衣舞夜店嘛~~~

開玩笑啦~~各地夜店他早如數家珍了~~~

（哈登：糟糕~~~都被你們掌握了啦~~~~哈哈~）

[–]Lakerskiwiwikikiwiwikikiwi [score hidden] 42 minutes ago

And he’s going to raise his shirt, revealing it was the fat suit this whole time!!

湖人球迷：手續上還有一道：撩起上衣，證明自己不是真胖，一直都是因為衣服穿肥了~

[–]WizardsGoooose 677 points 57 minutes ago

Maxey about to pop off all szn

奇才球迷：馬克西整個賽季都要井噴了~~

[–]CelticsMatto_0 175 points 55 minutes ago

Yeah this is ideal for him, and the Sixers too.

凱爾特人球迷：沒錯，現在這個形勢對他來說太理想了，對76人隊來說也是~

[–]76ersthatsinsaneletstryit 76 points 43 minutes ago

really wasnt looking forward to grumpy harden coming back to pound the ball for 18 secs a possession on thursday

76人球迷：我也是真的不想看到那個怨婦一樣哈登回來，在周四晚上的比賽中每個回合運上18秒的球。

[–][TOR] Kyle LowrySpecialPressure9983 [score hidden] 47 minutes ago

I thought she finally responded but it was just woj

猛龍隊舔狗球迷：我以為是我的女神終于回復我信息了，然而只不過是Woj的爆料而已

[–][OKC] Russell Westbrooklegendariusss [score hidden] 37 minutes ago

Turn that frown upside down

雷霆威少球迷：兄弟，把表情包的眉毛掉個個兒，開心一點~

[–]PelicansMetal_Sonic7 [score hidden] 34 minutes ago

She will bruh, she’ll even send nudes

鵜鶘球迷：她會回復你的，兄弟！她甚至還會給你發果照~~

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